As much as I relate to this, I’m happier that I found this gif
Oh it’s not that I’m actually ANGRY, per say, it’s just something that I thought would catch people’s eye. I mean with all the fancy tumblrs around I had to do SOMETHING. Besides do you know how hard it is to type with flippers?! I mean you have to hunt, peck and make sure you’re using the right letters and it take fucking FOREVER to get anything done!
>Nom: Kell seems that the sardines didn’t survive the crash, we still got plenty of salmon though! *nom*
MUST…RESIST…URGE TO KILL!
>Nom: Oh stop being a baby *nom* Salmon is good for you!
Not..resisting…well…I’ll get back to you guys…
A prinny is a human being that pretty much wasted his or her life. Murderer, thieves, about 90% of all people in law and business. So when they eventually meet their gruesome ends their souls are sewn into prinny skin, shipped off to Hades and then they are deprived of any sort of dignity until they are molded into the perfect cannon fodder. Well at least that’s how it works for the Netherworlds, dunno what they do with them in Celestia…
Anyway, every once in a while a prinny will retain their personalities and abilities like that Earth Defender Prinny Kurtis but this is VERY rare because those prinnies were actually worth something in life.
I personally fall into the latter category, however, I don’t have any of my memories for some reason. Probably a malfunction in the sewing process.
Hope that answers your question, if you excuse me I have to try to ring up this travel guide and figure out how he sent me to a house that was already occupied!
While Kell gets put on hold for the sixty-sixth time Scootaloo and the Deathsaber Nom are huddled in a corner
>Scootaloo: Who is he even talking to? I don’t see any ponies…
>Nom: You get used to it *nom* You don’t become a well know super hero without going a little crazy *nom*
You know I came to this world to get a vacation. Netherworld to Netherworld killing overlords or doing bounties gets tiring after a few thousand years. I even managed to get an agent to find me a nice little place in some backwater part of the universe so I can get some piece and quiet.
He lacked to inform me on a very serious point. That the place was inhabited and my vacation home already belonged to someone.
Scootaloo: HELLOOOOOO. Are you alive or something?
This is going to be…interesting…
This remains as one of my favorite PPG moments ever
when your parents say it
when your friends say it
when the teacher say it
when someone HOT says it
Wait that’s where I am? Well I guess I’m in a forest of sorts, wildlife fauna all that sorts of stuff. Nothing too dangerous almost bo…
Wait what the hell? Sounded oh GEEZ BIG MUTHERFLIPPING BEAR!!!
I’ll be right back I have to deal with this
Earliest Human Memory? That’s a bit of a tough one because I don’t remember all together that much. All I got is a blood thirsty woman coming at me screaming I killed them all. I usually just ignore it can’t concentrate on merc work when I have random visions popping up.